Hello Friends,
Maybe it's a bit late to be talking about diets and losing weight and all that jazz. The New Year happened like a month ago but for any of you reconsidering your diets, I have a proposition.
The Dirty Dishes Diet
You know those days that you practically run home like a ravenous tiger because you've been at school or work for too long? And then you're at your door. You trundle through it like a woodland troll who knows that there's a hot goat stew waiting just inside. As the door swings open you see the kitchen. At that moment reality and memory hit you with a good one-two to the gut. Dishes fill the sink and occupy most of the space on the Brazilian marble counter tops. The pile of garbage sticking 6 inches, maybe a foot, out of the trash can arrogantly stares you in the eye while somehow defies gravity.
You stumble to a nearby couch and sink onto it before passing out from shock. Repulsed and intimidated by the state of the kitchen your appetite disappears.
What I'm trying to say is by not doing dishes you can lose weight!
It's great. It saves you time. It's environmentally friendly because you're not using water to wash dishes. It's a win, win, win situation.
So next time you feel like losing a few pounds consider the dirty dishes diet.
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